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White glossy mug
White glossy mug
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Introducing the GEICO Survivor's Commemorative Mug — because if you're going to endure endless insurance claims, you might as well do it while sipping from a mug that's as sturdy as your patience. Perfect for any liquid you need to pretend is coffee while you reminisce about the latest "excellent performance" pizza party.
Features include:
Ceramic Durability: Like your resolve to not quit after each mind-numbing team meeting, this mug is built to last.
Multiple Sizes: Whether it’s a small dose of reality at 11 oz, a medium gulp of despair at 15 oz, or a large swig of "why am I still here?" at 20 oz, we've got you covered.
Glossy Finish with Vivid Print: So bright and shiny, you'll need sunglasses. It’s like the opposite of the outlook on your yearly bonus.
Microwave and Dishwasher Safe: Survives the microwave and dishwasher better than you survive those back-to-back conference calls.
Imported: Just like most of the company’s strategic decisions, sourced from far, far away.
Grab this mug today to make every coffee break a moment to silently judge everyone's enthusiasm over minimal salary increments. Here's to you, the real MVP, surviving one sip at a time!
Features include:
Ceramic Durability: Like your resolve to not quit after each mind-numbing team meeting, this mug is built to last.
Multiple Sizes: Whether it’s a small dose of reality at 11 oz, a medium gulp of despair at 15 oz, or a large swig of "why am I still here?" at 20 oz, we've got you covered.
Glossy Finish with Vivid Print: So bright and shiny, you'll need sunglasses. It’s like the opposite of the outlook on your yearly bonus.
Microwave and Dishwasher Safe: Survives the microwave and dishwasher better than you survive those back-to-back conference calls.
Imported: Just like most of the company’s strategic decisions, sourced from far, far away.
Grab this mug today to make every coffee break a moment to silently judge everyone's enthusiasm over minimal salary increments. Here's to you, the real MVP, surviving one sip at a time!
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