The Official Geico United Shirt [Unisex]

Step into the chaotic world of modern call center stress with this 100% cotton unisex tee, perfect for when you're one customer meltdown away from a full-blown existential crisis. It sits nicely, just like the forced smile you plaster on during every soul-crushing shift, and the sharp lines around the edges are as crisp as your manager’s passive-aggressive emails. This tee pairs perfectly with the layered streetwear outfit you'll throw on in a desperate attempt to feel alive on your 15-minute break. Extra trendy now, because what else do you have to live for?

100% cotton to soak up the sweat of impending burnout.
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester, just like the 90/10 split of dread and hope in your life.
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester—because even in your darkest hour, there's always that tiny glimmer of synthetic despair.
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester—perfectly balanced, as all things should be… except your work-life balance.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd², about as heavy as the crushing weight of customer complaints.
Open-end yarn: because unraveling is inevitable.
Tubular fabric: to match the tunnel vision of your dwindling ambitions.
Taped neck and shoulders: because you need something sturdy when carrying the weight of your boss's unrealistic expectations.
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem: for the double standard of "we're a family here" and "we can't approve your time off."
Sourced from the finest places where your first-world problems are someone else's reality.

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