Introducing the Ultimate American Dream T-Shirt: because nothing screams "freedom" quite like a comfy cotton blend! Perfect for those exhilarating office pizza parties celebrating "excellent performance" while you're barely making ends meet. Feel the touch of 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton against your skin as you question all your life choices.
Features include:
Solid colors that represent the vast spectrum of corporate office walls.
A fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.², meticulously designed to bear the weight of your existential dread.
Pre-shrunk, just like your career aspirations after several years at the same desk.
Side-seamed construction, because seams right in the middle are just not uncomfortable enough.
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, perfect for when you need to tape over your mouth during those never-ending team meetings.
Proudly sourced from the US because, of course, where else would you get merchandise that's as patriotically ironic as casual Friday? Get yours today and show off your patriotism—or at least pretend while you sip that lukewarm office coffee!
